we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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