What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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