What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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