It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm really busy with my period
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