Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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