Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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