Pants 0. Shit 1.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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