Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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