Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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