I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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