im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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