Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
ttyl tear gas
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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