If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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