I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Farmville is her only friend.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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