Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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