adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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