Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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