I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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