Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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