just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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