But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
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