i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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