That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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