Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
