We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
