i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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