Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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