Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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