what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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