just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
It's never too late to be topless.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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