? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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