Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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