I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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