That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want to have your abortion
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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