Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
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We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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