new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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