You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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