Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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