Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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