last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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