There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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