I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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