Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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