Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I don't deserve a penis
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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