I just threw up on my dentist
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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