yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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