i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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