who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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