I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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