Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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