Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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