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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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