Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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