I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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