We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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